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Real life number XX:

Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there.

Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it...

At nighttime:

Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me!

Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually?

Me: Yeah! duh!

Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little?

Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

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  • Greatest half-gay sex ever. Moral: Nah, I refused and threesomes include me and two women or anything else but me say the least.
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