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Real life anti Joke:

At my school

Me as a teen: Hey, I don't know me, and I don't know you, but we both live at the same private school, how about you come with me later and so I can screw you really hard?

Girl: My God I love confident guys, sure!

Me: Wha...what? That is not quite what I uh... You mean *blush* really want to have sex with me? I mean I am... co-conifden I mean confident but like really?

Girl: Meh, not anymore...

Moral: Must have been quite some time ago because it took me years to understand why she refused at the end...

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