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Tenth year anniversary female edition:

Love, for each day my love grows stronger for you.

Too bad honey, I married a old man and was hoping you would be dead by now.

Oh! What a shock! Do you really mean that?

Sigh... No, whispers: I was just hoping that would give you a stroke that's all)

What was that last thing you said?

Nothing "dear"

Moral: Cyanide, just mash the seeds of six apples, use a syringe and presto! Dead family!

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