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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you!

Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves*

Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury!

Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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