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In the USA:

Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah!

Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking!

Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your ****?

Girl: OMG!

Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind...

Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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