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Online Desperate

Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from?

Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man!

Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP!

*Connection discontinued*

Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones...

Man: hello?

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