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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex?

Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu..

Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here.

Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts...

Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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