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Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks?

Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka...

Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES!


Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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