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Big Black Guy: Yo, whats your name there sexy? My name is Tyrone Bigs ****, but my NBA teammates call me Mr.BigDingDong, I play for the HUGE Chicago BIGC0cks if I seem familiar to you ;),...

Woman: Wow, awesome ;) and why do they call you that?

Big Black Guy:Sigh... I was afraid you would ask... I actually got no idea... But I do not think there are any Big HUGE hard facts...

Woman: :/

Big Black Guy: Where you going? Hey!

Moral: Lol cannot stop laughing myself! "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE PRESENT TO YOU THE HUGE CHICAGO BIGC0CKS!

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  • You know girl, probably just some small minor microreasons you know... Moral: PiNGAS!
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