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Anti-Pickup Line


As original as things get: Pickup in the future!

Android: Greetings Alpha six zero zero,requesting access code for insertion of my intercourse-D.I.C.K card into your V.A.G 2.0 intercourse receiver!

Another Android: Access granted Zero six nine eight, engaging card...System! Deactivate mini-android production systems and engage cooldown systems to avoid critical overheats, lubricate essentials for easy access, I have no entry code, engage at once!

Moral: I honestly thought it would end up in failure, but damn androids are easy!

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