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- Did it hurt?
- What?
- When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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  • Guy: Listen, buddy, I'll show you how to get a girl. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" *walks off with girl* Guy's Friend: Okay, I'll try it. *sees other girl* "Are you from New Jersey? Because you're the only New JER-sey!"
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  • Guy: Listen, buddy, I'll show you how to get a girl. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" *walks off with girl* Guy's Friend: Okay, I'll try it. *sees other girl* "Are you from New Jersey? Because you're the only New JER-sey!"
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