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Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck!

Anyway, **** Neronism.

Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups.

(Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes...

...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS?

Its called trust people *cape flowing in the air moon in background* Trust!

NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS!

I just called myself asshole...

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