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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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  • Man's response to woman's insult: Ya it's probably too dirty anyway.
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  • best i've seen so far!
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  • LMFAO!!!!! blew my effin mind (no pun intended)
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  • Another response: That seemed rather short.
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