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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?

Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).

Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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  • No, I wouldn't I don't **** guys who can't spell.
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  • Dont worry, no way in hell id ask you anyway ****/bitch, im a gentleman after all.
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