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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words.

-Clean my house.

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  • lick my asshole
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  • Kill yourself now. (Necrophilia)
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  • Woman: Aww, too bad. I can't ask you if you want to have sex in three words. (FELL FOR IT)
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  • Leave this moment
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  • titillate my prostate
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  • chop my penis
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