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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other
Girl: It's already together dumbass

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  • Girl: It's already together dumbass, just like G,T, and H (Go To Hell)
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  • Thumbs up if you just looked at your keyboard
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  • Boy: You did already ? That is sweet you knew we would meet today.
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