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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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  • hahaha nice one
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  • Spamming is fun.
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  • the best one I've seen on here.
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  • This isn't an anti pickup line, it's a pickup line
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  • no but I would have if you said get in the Tardis
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in my van
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  • Works best when listening to this! http://spazmunkee.bandcamp.com/album/album-van-with-painted-on-windows-core-volume-1
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  • Some of the ones on here are funny but I was drinking when I saw this and now my key board is all sticky.
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  • Caught me completely off-guard.
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