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Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

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  • I got laid once using this line, and she was hot. Do not insult it.
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  • ^ I agree! It sounds like it was made by a 12 year old
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  • It works though
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  • My boyfriend used this on me when I met him a year ago. I was the only girl who didn't slap him for it.
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  • It works though
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  • that was terrible
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  • WTF? That was probably the worst chat up line ever!
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