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(in a loud club)
-Do you wanna dance?!

-Umm, with YOU? NO!

-What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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  • OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!
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  • What if shes wearing a skirt? Then you're dead.
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  • Really? Is that all you can come up with, commenters? .-. What if she's wearing a skirt? Then he'll simply replaces the "pants" with skirt and when he uses that, he'll imply that those legs looks fat. :) Idiot.
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  • what if shes wearing a dress?!?!?! then ur screwd
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  • This is **** culture at its finest. She doesn't want you? Insult her.
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  • that doesn't work as well for me cause in an english accent dance and pants don't rhyme. ah well.
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  • I wish I was that creative :/
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  • anchorman
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