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M: Wanna play dynamite?
W: what's that?
M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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  • Sounds like a pretty fun game to me.
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  • He'll ya!!! And also FIRST!!
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  • Lol sounds like what my boyfriend said to a couple days ago!!!!!!! it's weird cuz we're in 6th grade :)
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