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Male: I would die for you...

Female: Prove it

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  • Sadly he proved it, she then felt guilty for his death and hung herself the following day
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  • Good morning to all! Desire to tell you that trained crew of this jobs writing service have given a helping hand me regularly with the handing in of my school writing and have done their work more than effectively.
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  • **** You!!!
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  • perhaps this should be the other way around...
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