Anti-Pickup Line

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He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

- I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.

- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too.

- Haven't I seen you someplace before?

- Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: I would die for you...

Female: Prove it

- Your place or mine?

- Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Guy: What're you doing Friday night?

Girl: Not you.

-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

-I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

- Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

-Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason

- Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather

Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

- So what do you do for a living?

- I'm a female impersonator.

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