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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night
Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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"You'll do."

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

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Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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-Chick walks by Dude and his friends at a bar, gives a glance but looks away.
Dude's Friend: I bet you can't pick that chick up with a line about bowling.
Dude: Alright, I bet I can.
-D walks up to C.
D: Hey, can I just say, you remind me of bowling? ;)
C: Why, because I bowl your heart over? **** off.
-C gives D a nasty look.
D: No. Because I want to stick 3 of my fingers in your holes, then roll you in to a gutter, you round heavy bitch.

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight?
Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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