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Anti-Pickup Line

 

-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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On your mark,
get set,
suck my ****.

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little ****

-sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel
Girl: ...
Man: ...
Girl: ...
Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on
Man: oooh.

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight?
woman: how?
man: cuz im stronger than you!

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Woman- is your penis erect?
Male- no just FULL SIZED
Woman- woah

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Are you doing push-ups with your knees down?
Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you
She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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girl - holy sausage!
boy - what happen!
girl - i broke my foot!
boy - oh!

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
-I'm an atheist.

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time?
a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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Guy: Happy Birthday
Girl: Huh?
Guy: You're gonna get raped

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