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-What sign were you born under?

-No Parking.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

nwaaahhh *blushing or something*

Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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Male: I have a large penis

female: so do i.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you!

Why?

Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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That outfit looks great on you..
.. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Have you met Ted?

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Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar

Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

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Can I have your number?

-I don't have one.

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-can i buy you a drink?

i buy you a taxi?

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Anti-Pickup Line

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