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Anti-Pickup Line

 

-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.

-Okay, get out.

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- How do you like your eggs in the morning?

- Unfertilized !

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.
-You look like a rapist.

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- Hey, baby, what's your sign?

- Do not Enter

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- I know how to please a woman.

- Then please leave me alone.

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He says "Where have you been all my life"

She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

-Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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- I want to give myself to you.

- Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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- Is this seat empty?

- Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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-Can I have your name?

-Why? Don’t you already have one?

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-Your face must turn a few heads.

-And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful.

-Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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