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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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(in a loud club)
-Do you wanna dance?!

-Umm, with YOU? NO!

-What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

-Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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After hearing a pickup line:

-I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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GET IN THE VAN!!!

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-How did you get to be so beautiful?

-I must’ve been given your share.

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Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come?

Oh I'm sorry i don't speak Herpes.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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- I'd go through anything for you.

- Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here.

-Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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