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- hey ;)
- hey, yourself.
- if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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I have no gag reflex.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you

- You must be a wellfare check then.

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty!

Woman - Um thanks...

Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- First wish: don't speak ever again.

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man- lets ****
girl- no
man- i think there has been a missunderstanding what did you think i said?
girl- lets ****
man- ok

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