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Losers pick-up sex guide.

1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc.

2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner.

3. Pick-up you`re stuff and ****.

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"??

-COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Guy for a girl with a dog:
-Does the dog have a cell phone?
-Why? is your mom in heat?

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Guy:Escuse me mam I need your help I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you
Girl: **** NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He - my **** is much bigger than yours.
She - huh?
he - oh your just saying that cause you don't want to admit to be trans sexual.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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imgonna r@pe you

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight
from my side i agree

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**** fucking **** shit

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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