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"Don't scream"

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At bar

Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection?

Woman: SURE!

Man: *Heart attack*

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind.

-Yea, I was running away from you.

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Woman: No...
Man: Can I?

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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M: Wanna play dynamite?
W: what's that?
M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have a gun
get in the van

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You're place or mine?

Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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