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Anti-Pickup Line

 

-Does beauty run in your family?

-It obviously doesn't in yours!

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At bar

Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection?

Woman: SURE!

Man: *Heart attack*

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk.

-OK.

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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whats your name beautiful? ;)
Tony...
(silence)

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other
Girl: It's already together dumbass

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man- lets ****
girl- no
man- i think there has been a missunderstanding what did you think i said?
girl- lets ****
man- ok

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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Walking to your car alone later?

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GIRL: What’s a girl do for fun around here?

MAN: **** complete strangers is on the top of my list.



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