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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Drink this!

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Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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you actually look alright with the lights on.

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Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Do you know karate... 'Cause I wanna know if you can fight back!

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

-Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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