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Walking to your car alone later?

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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GIRL: What’s a girl do for fun around here?

MAN: **** complete strangers is on the top of my list.



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Drink this!

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

-Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilized."

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-Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
-Enough to break the ice?
-Ummm... yea...
*silence*

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