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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours?
- I think i lost my number too.

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together.
Look underneath, it says jk.

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ?

Nothing happend to the blue **** that had purple and pink stars on it

Wait A second...

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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are u an angle because i have a boner
oh what



fail

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus?

girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat.
- Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup?

-hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why?

-because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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jack sanders

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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