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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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**** fucking **** shit

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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku

Woman: Huh? Ok whatever....

SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Hello children! :D

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Man: DAMN BABE YOUR SO DAMN HOT I...
Woman: You know what? Im so sick of you guys hitt...
Man: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEEEEEEEEEES THIS IS DELISHUSH!
Woman: WHAT HAPPENED? :O
Man: Huh? Never mind, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking?
GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking?
BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
- U and me
- Grammer freak

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What happens when you run over a mexican?
The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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