Horse Head Huffer Network
Check out our iPhone app!
  • Twitter
  • Rss

Anti-Pickup Line

 

roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

  • Thumb-up
  • Thumb-down
  • -6
1 Comment
 

Comments On This Anti-Pickup Line

  • That is so not how you're supposed to say it. You're supposed to say; Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one's for you.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • 0

Comment On This Anti-Pickup Line

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

The Anti Joke Book




NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we’ve resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Download Our Free App!

Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!

available on the app store!

Pictures From Our Other Sites

Quotes From Other Sites

  • “Aston Martin Vanquish S "This is the last of the old-school Astons. It was built in the Newport Pagnell factory by men with body odour....”

    via: Clarksonisms

  • “Electric sundial.”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “The power to have no powers..”

    via: Pointless Super Powers

  • “Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee..”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

    • ©2008-2011 Anti-Pickup Line. All rights reserved.
    A Horse Head Huffer Production.

    Horse Head Huffer

    Rails Hosting provided by BlueBox