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-What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

-Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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  • Girls say they can multitask and then say this, it's like yelling "equal rights, equal rights" and when the police shows up start screaming " you can't hit girls"
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  • The comment above annoys me. Who says it's a girl answering? It could be a girl asking and a guy answering, or even two guys. Also, equal rights would mean nobody gets hit, since the right in that case is the right to not be assaulted, and girls don't say they can multitask, people say girls can multitask. Also, this is amusing x)
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