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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Man: A snake bit my ****! Please suck the poison out! ;) ;)

The woman proceeds to break her beer bottle and use the glass to cut the mans **** off

Woman: There... now... youll live...

Man:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH! I WAS JOKING FOR **** SAKE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Woman: Well too bad... whatever...

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