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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Man enters bar:

Man: is there any... I mean ANY woman that would not instantly reject me here? If there is, I would like her... or in worst case scenario, HIM that she/he is very special to me and has the most beautiful eyes ever...

THANK YOU

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