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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...??
Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Hey, do you want to dance?

No.

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You're like a drug to me.
why because I'm so addicting?:)
No, because you ruined my life.

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place??
B: No..
B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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GUY- Are you from heaven.....cuz it sure as hell doesn't look like it.

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Dont let this **** turn into a murder

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Roses are red, violets are blue
I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing?
Girl: No; Yes
Guy: Wanna surf in my ****?

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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