Anti-Pickup Line

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people.
My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long.
i'll do you a favour and cut it up

-You know I've always had a thing for blondes

-thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

i wanna see your ****?

i cant seem to find it...... sorry

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

Babe, you Jewish? cuz your on FIRE!

Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow.
RAPIST!

Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance?
Female - No.
Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

Man: Are you from heaven?
Man: Cause ive got an erection

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