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Excuse me, is your father a gardener?
No. Why?
Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

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Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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Man: Your body is a temple!

Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Man: Your body is a tempe!

Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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What's your favorite condiment?

Mine's mayonaise.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

-No.

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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