Want to go out? No

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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Hey... wanna hang out with a guy that thumbs ups his own comments? ;)

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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sound of zipper

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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Man: You got such beautiful eyes... they are so round and sensual, so full of life and bouncy and... Woman: Those are not my eyes! Man: TITS! I meant TITS! Damn I thought I had screwed up my chance to pound you`re ass for a second there... PHEW!

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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You look exactly like my sister.

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