Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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You look exactly like my sister.

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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Man: Hey whore! I got a job for you! A blow-Job... get it? HAR HAR HARR! Woman: Wtf? Man: Just a joke whore... wanna come to my place?

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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I have a gun.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! *dies* Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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