I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Im gonna rape you..

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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male: hey i like you can i have your number female: what number? male: your pin number i want your money

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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