Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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I have a really big..... Bank Account

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Want to go out? No

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Are you a unicorn cause u sure look horny girl:are u a turtle cause ur really slow ur the 10th guy to hit on me.....in 5 minutes

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Sex?

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