-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

Do you want to see something swell?

At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

Roses are red, something something, I am just too desperate to concentrate please let me just put it in you.

On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a duck? An orange

imgonna r@pe you

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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