At a moral man bar... "the most awesome place on earth": Man: I thumb down my comments now, and somehow they end up thumbed the next day... Woman: Uh... what comments? Moral: Be specific... or at least dont brag to pick up chicks... now if you wanna be yourself and could not give shit about the rest, then go ahead! It will actually improve your chances!

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"Next!"

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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- If you were a booger I'd pick you first - If you were a booger I'd throw you away...

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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Man: Hey there cutie... what is your name? Woman: Eve... Man: Wanna hang out or something? Woman: Hell no you ugly bastard! I mean at least put on a leaf or something! God: "Facepalm". Moral: The ultimate pickup failure, in this alternative reality, it was also the last and only one. (plays twilight zone theme in your ears)

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust.

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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