Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay."

Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

Man: Hey I am the hunk that writes the stories with morals, and I thumb them up myself... since they mostly get thumbed down slower that way... Ladies: REALLY! WOW WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD MEET A CELEBRITY! LETS HAVE AN ORGY! Man: HEY! LADIES WAIT WAIT! ONLY 8 AT THE TIME! HELP I AM GETTING GRAPED!... Anyway who am I kidding please proceed but stop fighting over the joystick I have enough joy to all thanks to my writing progress!¨ Moral: His-tory AKa My-Story, and you know that they say that the winners are the one to write history ;), and if you do not know what I mean, you are probable banging me too right now... (true story)

Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

adam burdass

Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

hey, your cute. hey, your not.

-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK.

showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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