He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Dude: I don't wanna be friends anymore! Dudette: I take it that you found out about my feelings. Dude: Yes. And, at the rate this is going, staying where we are now gets us nowhere. Dudette: *sparkly eyes* So... you mean... Dude: Yes. We are more than friends. I realize that you have realized that. In fact... *steps to whisper in her ear* ... we're like BROTHERS. Dudette: 3

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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He: Did it hurt? She: Aww when I fell from heaven? Thanks! He: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. She:...

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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