- Anti-Pickup Line

You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

At a concert guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Girl: I AM SICK of being with you! All you do is invite me to watch sports, and all you have ever treated me to is a six pack of beer and snacks! YOU NEVER TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NICE! Man: Hey hold one man! Get a grip! What do you mean? Girl: We have been dating for over 3 weeks and you have not made a single move on me! Man: Uh... this is awkward buddy, you see I am straight and... Girl: I AM A WOMAN! Man: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? Really?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I mean you have short hair and the biggest mantits I have seen but... Girl: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Man; But hey, if you have a pussy that is the important par... Hey where did he... I mean she or... whatever go?

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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