- Anti-Pickup Line

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

Woman enters a...uh Cafe that only sells alcohol and stuff... now that is variation from the usual bar eh? Woman: Yo bitchy hot stuff, you look cheap get over here! lets bang! Man: How dare you! Woman: Why? You dont wanna try my wiener? Man: "throws drink at woman", Im gonna tell my girlfriend! Woman: I start getting the feeling something is very wrong here man... Man: Humpf! Just wait to my girlfriend gets here and beats you u... wait I to think there is something very very wrong here. Moral: The world may never know...

Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

Girl: I AM SICK of being with you! All you do is invite me to watch sports, and all you have ever treated me to is a six pack of beer and snacks! YOU NEVER TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NICE! Man: Hey hold one man! Get a grip! What do you mean? Girl: We have been dating for over 3 weeks and you have not made a single move on me! Man: Uh... this is awkward buddy, you see I am straight and... Girl: I AM A WOMAN! Man: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? Really?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I mean you have short hair and the biggest mantits I have seen but... Girl: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Man; But hey, if you have a pussy that is the important par... Hey where did he... I mean she or... whatever go?

Fear not moral man is back, in a moment of weakness I let myself go... let us put it this way... some like me, some hate me, that is what happens when people such as I speak their opinion. And if someday the entire world wants to destroy Moral Man... Moral Man will unleash doomsday! Moral: I am back, like me, hate me, you can still ignore me... but until I get some sleep and can start working out again (icy weather is not for bicycling is it?) Then Moral Man stands... Ps: Hey, thanks there below, my most thumbed up comments had minus 5 and such, so I got kinda down since I thought the internet too needed someone that speaks his mind. More Morals: But then I remembered I do this to entertain myself, and that you downvoters can all go screw yourselves! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAN! MORAL MAAAAAAAAN! Action figures in store now!

Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

Anti-Pickup Line

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