Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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I'll punch ya!

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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